IDHU EPPIDI IRUKKU?

What A Wreck! The following quotations were taken from a Toronto newspaper. They are samples of comments from individuals wrote down on their claim forms following their auto accidents. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve several times before I hit him. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.. I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car. The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and went over the embankment. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my vehicle.